YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

[sally]

You mean like this little bar out in the middle of nowhere where people wrestle in coleslaw out back? I've been there several times and still have never been called a cum dump. But then again when I go out I don't start fights with people, normally what happens when my husband and I go to bars is a bunch of friendly drunk people start buying us shots. They're drawn to us for some reason. I guess we look like a fun couple. No, that's not us in the coleslaw.