Something I've noticed about people

[Love Child]

I make my beds with the blanket folded down and the pillows nice and neat like this


Then whenever I have guests over I notice the next morning that they make the bed they slept in like this with the blanket pulled up over the pillows . May as well not even bother making the fucking thing.



Why the fuck would anyone do that? Why! If you make your bed like that you're an asshole. Especially if you're woman.

Well now that I have been a guest at 2 peoples house since I have read this I have an answer
1. Pets
2. I am a guest I can do what I want.

Just kidding on the 2^nd one-but I noticed at one person's house who had animals-the dog had jumped on the bed while I was there so when I made my bed the next morning I threw my pillows under the comforter and blankets and pulled the blankets up over the pillow and I laughed and thought of you. They did have throw pillows that I put on top however.

And I am a nice guest, I do things around the house for people when I stay at their house. But I don't want your dog or cat putting their butt on my pillow!