RIP HARAMBE :(

[Blindgreed1]

Welp, the publicly available tracking databases for captive animal attacks incidents start in 1990, so there's no quick way to compare the number of total incidents per year or per visit today to back when we were kids.

I think the rhino would win in a match against a gorilla. Rhinos are much bigger, ill-tempered, more aggressive, and they're deadly horny. I think the gorilla would be too intelligent to go up against the rhino though.

The gorilla could climb a tree and wait until the rhino wasn't looking and snap his neck like a twig!