RIP HARAMBE :(

[HairOfTheDog]

That's bananas! Have you seen the size of rhinos' necks?

Adult rhinos (black or white) are like 5 times heavier than the largest gorillas.

It would be like username taking on Biggie. User is smaller, smarter and more crafty, but she'd get her bony ass kicked.

We're talking about an animal that can crush coconuts here (with his bare hands)... He grabs the rhino by the horn and ear, does a sick back flip over the rhinos neck and just powers his neck into a full 180. Snap. It's over!

Even if your kung fu gorilla was agile enough to jump from the tree onto the rhino's neck region without squashing or horning his own coconuts, the rhino could shake the gorilla's hairy ass of his back off long before its massive neck could be snapped.

Sorry Gunnar. You're gonna have to teach your gorilla how to accurately use a high powered firearm (or tranquilizer gun) with a long distance scope if you want him to win this fight.

However, I think your gorilla could probably take down a grizzly bear with his bare hands.