06-03-2016, 09:26 PM
When a bee chases me I just let him sting me because I'm to lazy to run.
Also, did you know that green snakes like living in bamboo canopies? And that birds build their nests in them? I found out today as I was cutting brush. A bunch of 5-7" long snakes fell on my head and the birds (chickadees) decided it was a good time to start attacked me for wrecking their home "I swear I never saw the fuckin thing!' three beers later they were gone and I was able to pick up my weed whacker/brush cutter again.
I was sweating like a woman in labor.
Also, did you know that green snakes like living in bamboo canopies? And that birds build their nests in them? I found out today as I was cutting brush. A bunch of 5-7" long snakes fell on my head and the birds (chickadees) decided it was a good time to start attacked me for wrecking their home "I swear I never saw the fuckin thing!' three beers later they were gone and I was able to pick up my weed whacker/brush cutter again.
I was sweating like a woman in labor.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.