06-08-2016, 02:14 PM
I have a whole box full of thoughts and prayers people have promised me over the years, I've tried to sell them or give them away but turns out they're valueless and nontransferable. I even tried to recycle one by sending it along to some girl on Facebook who had cancer, but turns out I grabbed the wrong thought and prayer so she died but her team won a playoff game. Oh well. Beggars can't be choosers. Besides, everyone knows God doesn't give out party favors, he mostly smites people and stuff. To get the best swag you gotta ask Satan.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.