I've arrived - contain your excitement.

[username]

How did you come up with your name and why?
And welcome.

I was thinking he or she consumes a lot of calories. But I could be wrong, it was just a hunch.

Are you NUTS???


I think you're on to something but the "guzzling" implies a liquid. Beer? Melted butter? Bacon drippings before they harden?I dunno. Maybe it's something that belongs on "My Strange Addiction".