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I cannot believe my luck!! Another one.

Joshua Hare was found naked – and with no other place to hide his drugs, tucking them in his foreskin seemed the only option. Of course it did, why wouldn’t it?

Police were called after a member of the public spotted the 24-year-old making a nuisance of himself in a carpark outside Homebase at around 8.30am.

He put up a little bit of a fight with officers and was arrested and taken to hospital on June 17, the court heard.

During the trial Keith Ballinger, prosecuting, described how the wrap of drugs slowly ’emerged’ from Hare’s genitals.

Sorry. Just try not to picture it.




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