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[LuMPyPussy]

But it is your own writing. You know what it is you're going to write, obviously, as you write it. It's like trying to tickle yourself and laughing.

You write something, stop and then laugh out loud alone, in front of your computer? Really? Are you demented?
Doesn't that make you ever so slightly retarded?
Do you tell yourself jokes and then laugh? If so, in front of the mirror?

Some mental organization needs to take some of the government's bailout money and conduct a study on you.

I've done that many times... it's the most fun when you're cracking yourself up. ::dunno::