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Shit that Bannecorn eats.
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For todays installment of "Shit that Bannecorn eats" we have a vegetable platter.
Today I walked over to give him an emergency fitting to make and as I got closer to his corner of the world I found him fishing around in one of those plastic bags you get at the shopping center. A smell that was extra bad got worse as I got closer to him, his hand was groping inside of it for something. He pulls out a cucumber that's dripping rotten vegetable juice from something else that was in the bag, maybe a tomato more cucumbers or who knows or really cares at this point.
He pulls out the good cucumber and rinses it off with water from a gallon jug he had handy. He wipes off the cucumber and starts eating it. Not to be called a slob he ties up the bag from hell and wraps it in plastic shrinkwrap still stinking and tosses it in the trash. I have smelled compost piles that smelled better than that crap.


At least he's eating health food.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by Maggot - 02-24-2012, 10:58 AM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by Midwest Spy - 02-24-2012, 11:02 AM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by IMaDick - 02-24-2012, 11:26 AM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by Maggot - 02-24-2012, 11:29 AM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by IMaDick - 02-24-2012, 12:09 PM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by Maggot - 02-24-2012, 12:45 PM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by Midwest Spy - 02-24-2012, 01:01 PM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by IMaDick - 02-24-2012, 01:04 PM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by Duchess - 03-06-2012, 02:51 PM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by Maggot - 01-27-2016, 02:35 PM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by Duchess - 01-27-2016, 02:37 PM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by Maggot - 01-27-2016, 02:44 PM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by Duchess - 01-27-2016, 02:50 PM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by Maggot - 01-27-2016, 02:53 PM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by Duchess - 01-27-2016, 02:55 PM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by Maggot - 01-27-2016, 02:57 PM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by Duchess - 01-27-2016, 03:01 PM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by Maggot - 03-30-2016, 01:43 PM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by Duchess - 03-30-2016, 01:51 PM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by Maggot - 03-30-2016, 04:34 PM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by Maggot - 03-30-2016, 08:42 PM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by Maggot - 07-28-2016, 01:36 PM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by Maggot - 08-04-2016, 12:02 PM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by Blindgreed1 - 08-04-2016, 06:36 PM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by Duchess - 08-04-2016, 12:41 PM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by Maggot - 08-04-2016, 12:45 PM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by Maggot - 08-04-2016, 10:19 PM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by Maggot - 03-09-2018, 05:45 PM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by Duchess - 03-09-2018, 06:32 PM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by Maggot - 07-27-2018, 07:55 AM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by Maggot - 11-07-2018, 01:36 PM
RE: Shit that Bannecorn eats. - by Clang McFly - 11-07-2018, 03:18 PM