08-15-2016, 10:29 PM
Edited to fix format. This is "three guys in a bar" jokes.
Three guys are in a bar when one turns to the other two and says, "wanna see something really cool? The wind updraft between this building and the next are strong enough to hold up a full grown man."
Of course they don't believe him so all three go up to the roof four stories high and the first guy says "watch this," steps off the roof and just hangs there in mid air. The second guy says, " I gotta try this," steps off the ledge and immediately plummets to his death.
The third guy watches him fall and says to the first guy, "Superman, you are one mean fucking drunk."
Three guys are in a bar when one turns to the other two and says, "wanna see something really cool? The wind updraft between this building and the next are strong enough to hold up a full grown man."
Of course they don't believe him so all three go up to the roof four stories high and the first guy says "watch this," steps off the roof and just hangs there in mid air. The second guy says, " I gotta try this," steps off the ledge and immediately plummets to his death.
The third guy watches him fall and says to the first guy, "Superman, you are one mean fucking drunk."
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.