08-16-2016, 10:53 AM
Or this one: three guys walk into a bar and tell the bartender, "Give us three shots of tequila, and three shots of Irish whiskey, we're celebrating because we all just had our first blowjobs!"
The bartender says "Hell that IS a reason to celebrate. Lemme buy you fellas a beer as well!"
The guy answers, "Nah, that's okay, if the tequila and whiskey don't kill the taste, nothing will."
The bartender says "Hell that IS a reason to celebrate. Lemme buy you fellas a beer as well!"
The guy answers, "Nah, that's okay, if the tequila and whiskey don't kill the taste, nothing will."
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.