YOUR PET VS A REFUGEE

[HairOfTheDog]

Actually their neighbors Gomez and Lucy told a different story, a pet did die. During a boating trip with the Munsters and Mertz the boat capsized and they had to sacrifice Cousin It to save little Eddie Munster from drowning. Cousin It paid the price for that Transylvanian refugee.

I'd forgotten about that.

Now I remember how morose Morticia was for quite a while after losing her hapless hairy nephew. Though, she was of course also very pleased that little Eddie with the wicked widow's peak was rescued.

Come to think of it, Cousin It had come to this country on a visitor visa, but he failed to renew it on the Thursday it expired, despite being lent a helpful Hand by Wednesday.

So..........in the end, this strange and sad story is really one of an illegal immigrant pet who died due to an un-vetted refugee. I don't know which of the two should be considered more valuable in life and death, but I don't think that was the OP question anyway.