YOUR PET VS A REFUGEE

[HairOfTheDog]

I would adopt a syrian from a shelter. With those sad eyes who could resist? Teach them English and stuff.

You're such an asshole.

That's alright, I figure that's because........somewhere, somehow, somebody must have kicked you around some. Tell me, why you wanna lay there and revel in your abandon?

On second thought...listen, it don't really matter to me baby. You believe what you want to believe, you see...

P.s. I hope a couple of pissed off Syrians piss in your shoes at the shelter.