TRUMP. NOTHING BUT TRUMP

[Duchess]

I'd rather be a rump roast than associated with that fuckface in any way.

Let me count the ways -

I'd rather eat out of a dumpster.
I'd rather have a department store handbag *shudders*
I'd rather grow a 'stache.
I'd rather lose 2 bra sizes.
I'd rather live without AC.