If Mock were a country...

[Clang McFly]

I don't trust a woman to run the country so I'd go with Maggot and Clang as his running mate. Clang would just be there to add a womanly touch, not actually run anything.

Behind every great man is a great man dressed like a lady?

For some reason, this pic popped in my head when I read your nominations.



I could vote for the Clangott ticket, IF Clang invests in a nice set of 3-string pearls, promises to take his responsibilities seriously, and passes the spelling test. No potatoe head stuff.

If you were elected President, I could proudly serve in your administration, even though you have a vagina. But, I make Jeb Bush look like the energizer bunny. I'd rather be appointed your Mock Sec of State or Attorney General or something more behind-the-scenes like that.

You'd be my puppet. The brains behind my beauty. Wheeeeeeee! Imaginary power has made me delusional as well.