If Mock were a country...

[sally]

But if the laws of physics and mortality did not apply, Lady Cop would have been the best First President of Mock. That girl was the Queen of hands-on leadership.

She also liked to hit the bottle which puts her in with me and Aussie. Not to mention a few other boozers. They all liked to get smashed.


Buzz Aldrin, astronaut and 2^nd man on the moon
Mustafa Kemal Atatürk, founder of the Republic of Turkey
Ludwig van Beethoven, German composer and pianist
Goran Bregovic, Yugoslavian singer
Lord Byron, English writer and poet
Winston Churchill, British prime minister in World War II
Cleopatra, last Egyptian pharaoh
William the Conqueror, first Norman king of England
Gerard Depardieu, French actor
Charles Dickens, English writer
Pat Eddery, Irish jockey
Elizabeth, Queen Mother of the U.K.
Benjamin Franklin, ‘Founding Father’ of the United States
Yuri Gagarin, Russian cosmonaut
André the Giant, French wrestler
Vincent van Gogh, Dutch painter
Ulysses S. Grant, General in the American Civil War and US president
Alexander the Great, conqueror from ancient Greece
Peter the Great, the Russian tsar of partying
Václav Havel, Czech dissident and president
Ernest Hemingway, American writer
Billy Joel, American singer-songwriter
Stephen King, American writer
Shane MacGowan, Irish singer of the Pogues
Ferdinand Magellan, Portugese explorer
Mickey Mantle, American baseball player
Karl Marx, German founder of communism
Nero, Roman emperor
Pablo Picasso, Spanish painter
Grigori Rasputin, Russian mystic and advisor to the imperial family
Babe Ruth, American baseball player
Selim II, Sultan of the Ottoman Empire
Frank Sinatra, American singer and movie star
Jan van Speijk, captain of the Dutch fleet and national hero
Jozef Stalin, leader of the Soviet Union
Jan Steen, painter in the Dutch ‘Golden Age’
Piotr Ilyich Tchaikovski, Russian composer
Nikola Tesla, Serbian inventor
Tiberius, Roman emperor
Mark Twain, American writer
Boris Yeltsin, Russia’s first president