Off with his head!

[sally]

How do you even think of something like that. If I was really so depressed that I wanted to kill myself I'd go to a remote place where nobody would find me for a while with a gun or bunch of drugs. Seems a lot easier than making a beheading device out of a pole and your vehicle. Nobody has to witness it, you're not putting anyone in danger and between decomposing and the wild animals your remains will be cleaned up naturally.