11-12-2016, 04:21 PM
The old man.
An old man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was good for swimming, so he put nice picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer went down to the pond, to look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!’
The old man said, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.”
Holding the bucket up he said, “I’m here to feed the alligators…”
Splish splash, splish splash splish splash!
Some old men can still think pretty fast!!
An old man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was good for swimming, so he put nice picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer went down to the pond, to look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!’
The old man said, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.”
Holding the bucket up he said, “I’m here to feed the alligators…”
Splish splash, splish splash splish splash!
Some old men can still think pretty fast!!
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Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!