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[Carsman]

So I'm getting some Christmas stuff out, wreathes and mantle garland, stuff of that nature and in order to save a trip I draped a garland around my neck, it's laden with balls and lights and it's 9-10 long but I figure I can handle it and the boxes too. I have a little bit of a walk and I'm thinking about getting all this stuff out of storage and I hoped there were no bugs in it and suddenly I thought about monster spiders being in the garland around my neck and I walk faster as the nonexistent spiders grow larger in my mind. I ripped that mutha off my neck and threw it on the floor and did a little dance to get all the nonexistent spiders off. My skin was crawling. I'm so glad no one was around to see that spectacle.

Would have paid to see that!