THE NEXT TIME I CALL YOU OBTUSE

[HairOfTheDog]

There is a club here for people in lust with Sally, but there is a waiting list to get in. You can PM Duchess and she'll sign you up and notify you when there is a space avaiable if you'd like.

I like you a whole lot, but I don't lust for you, sal. Still, I might ask Duchess to put me on the waiting list for your club if there are strong, spicy Bloody Marys with giant green olives on the menu.

If not, I might disguise myself as a gay man or Bono and try to sneak into Aussie's club, just for the hell of it. There's probably live music there and I might run into Clang outside, which would be fun. Last I recall, he was still standing outside the door, barred from entry. Aussie's such a snob sometimes.