Your home owners insurance means shit

[Clang McFly]

I almost went to work for an insurance agent once and asked, "Don't you get depressed talking about death and catastrophies all day?" He didn't.
I would.
I didn't take the job.

Yeah one of my older brothers went for a job selling insurance and they asked him to provide a list of friends and family and asked if he was okay with his friends and family disliking him for trying to sell them insurance.

And I have a younger brother who just got a job selling insurance in NC to supplement his tattooing.