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[HairOfTheDog]

It looks like an old whore.

It looks like an old whore decorated it? Or the tree itself looks like an old whore?

The tree itself. But, who doesn't love a good-looking festive old whore when she's all lit up?

I like it. Is the lonely present under the old whore a prop or for real? If it's for real, I hope it's for me and I hope it's this:



Newt's hot and looks even better with a green fro.