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[Duchess]

Mine looks like an old whore too and I also have only one present under it. It's a Chia seed Trump for my husband's office.

Duchess will be happy to know that when I went to vacuum up the needles the other day I accidentally sucked up the tree skirt and the whole tree came down on top of me. Water and broken ornaments everywhere, I had to redo the whole fucking tree. I was so pissed. Now I have paints cans sitting on the back of the stand because the tree wont fit in the stand right, it keeps leaning forward.

Thanks for the tree, honey.

Having your tree come down on you does not make me happy. What kind of a monster do you think I am?

Chia trump. Ahahaha! I bet it will look just like him!