12-06-2016, 04:35 PM
Have you ever hung up the phone on someone?
Many Times
Do you ever throw money in the bell ringer's bucket?
Frequently
Ever found a parking ticket on your windshield?
Yes, fucking things are expensive
When's the last time you washed your vehicle?
No idea
Do you wrap gifts or use a bag?
Both
Do you believe that Santa drives a red corvette in the summer?
Yes, he hangs south beach a lot
I once saw Santa smoking a cigarette and was horrified. Do you care if Santa smokes?
I like the pipe better but fuckit, I am not sitting on his lap
Do you have Christmas lights outside your home?
Yes
Do you ever get the urge to tell me to STFU?
Sometimes when you get on a rant about the right and ignore the lefts ignorance
Many Times
Do you ever throw money in the bell ringer's bucket?
Frequently
Ever found a parking ticket on your windshield?
Yes, fucking things are expensive
When's the last time you washed your vehicle?
No idea
Do you wrap gifts or use a bag?
Both
Do you believe that Santa drives a red corvette in the summer?
Yes, he hangs south beach a lot
I once saw Santa smoking a cigarette and was horrified. Do you care if Santa smokes?
I like the pipe better but fuckit, I am not sitting on his lap
Do you have Christmas lights outside your home?
Yes
Do you ever get the urge to tell me to STFU?
Sometimes when you get on a rant about the right and ignore the lefts ignorance