Your home owners insurance means shit

[Som Yung Ho]

I made a killing on my house and contents insurance during the Canterbury earthquakes. But I had to fight to the end of the world for it. They even tried to cheat me into signing a bit of paper that said I wave it. Fuckin crunts! Now that I'm not in CHCH and I look around the house and realise that everything I own except my motorbike is worth shit and I can't insure my motorbike I think I won't get contents insurance next round. So I say yes to house insurance, no to contents unless you live in a shit area. But then your premiums are proberly too high anyway.