HOT WAX ON MY KITTY

[Duchess]

Chewie got a wild hair up his ass last night and was racing around from one end of the house to other, full throttle. That sumbitch jumped up on a freshly waxed table and slid across like it was a skating rink. He slammed into my potpourri burner and spilled hot wax all over, including coating his tail. Hot wax. Coated. Fucking hell. How am I supposed to get that shit off him? Google has been worthless. He'd shred me if I tried to bathe him and he surely isn't letting me use a razor or scissors.