FOOD THIEF

[F.U.]

Never had food stolen. However I did have a bottle of Seagram's VO stolen while attending our 4^th of July Band/dance here at the community we live in. Man did that piss me off. Well, he who laughs last lasts hardest. The next year we got even. For two days before the party my friends and I filled a old VO bottle with piss. Then we chilled it and put it in its own cooler right in the back of the Rhino where the last one was stolen from the year before. Wasn't long before we noticed the bottle gone and a kid puking his guts out.
Man was that evil.