DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY?

[Clang McFly]

I know the shiniest, cleanest groin in here belongs to Clang. Some people are too tired after work to groom their pubes, but Clang goes right to it after popping his pot pie in the oven.

I'm too lazy to groom my pubes. Its been a few months since I lathered up my pubes with Nair. I have more hair down there than up top.