WHO'S MOCK'S WORST TROLL?

[BigMark]

You named your loofah Mark, didn't you?

If you're asking me............I'm sorry to harsh your fantasy about a woman ever using your name in relation to clitoral stimulation. But, I don't have a loofah, Biggie.

I did have a really slow-witted lap dog named Markus once though. He was predictable and always pissed on the carpet. But, he kinda grew on me, so there's that.

I hope you have some weird dreams tonight.