Your Valentine's Day

[SyberBitch]

And it's not like I am going to marry BF.

The way that is phrased makes me think you are either immature, or are hanging out on at least one site for dysfunctional women to talk about their current man.

Oh that stuff used to drive me batshit on the mommy site. All of the dumb acronyms. SOME I can understand, like BIL for brother-in-law, since that's kind of cumbersome to type out over and over, but people use shit like 'DS' for 'Dear Son' instead of just 'son'. ::rollseyes::

Let's see, there was DS - Dear Son, DD, Dear Daughter, DH - Dear Husband (I mean come on, what if they're not so 'dear'? FUAH? - Fucked Up Asshole Husband?). To my utter annoyance, each 'expecting club' becomes a 'playgroup' after the babies are born. That's not the annoying part though. The annoying part is that each group picks some cutesie ass 'name' for their group, like 'December Snowbunnies' or 'March Muffins'. Well, the one I was in, went with 'February Sweethearts'. ::bvomit::

I left not long after that. I mean yes, I love my son, but I don't call him 'sweetheart' or 'hunnybear' or 'snookiewookums'. I call him 'kiddo', 'weiner', 'monkey-butt'... stuff like that. heheheheh

We had some really good alternative suggestions for the group name that were shot down though.... 'Little Squirts', 'Dungbeetles', 'Creepy Crawlers' were a few. For some reason, most of the other moms just didn't appreciate the humor.