ARE YOU TRASHY?

[sally]

I used to think about getting a small tasteful one but the thought has passed through time, what hasn't is getting a nose piercing. I'd put an itty bitty diamond in it but now I'm probably too old for that kinda shit.

I used to think about getting tattoos but I hate needles. But with all the dental work I've been getting done lately, what with them jabbing needles full of novacaine in my mouth, I've gotten quite comfortable with needles. So maybe someday. Of course, I still think I'd only be able to get one if it was done by my tattoo artist brother who lives in North Carolina, so maybe not.

Just don't get a tramp stamp, you fucking asshole. Wear all the women's panties you want, but do not do that.