10-01-2017, 11:23 PM
When I was a teenager I was a, umm, temporary guest of the government in South Dakota, and they granted my request of a radio since I was in solitary confinement with my brother due to our age. The catch was, the radio was outside the bars and tuned to top forty so we couldn't change it, turn it off or turn it down. For ten solid days I heard "Spin Me Right Round" and "Love Shack" every 25 minutes for 16 hours a day. To this day hearing either triggers a fight or flight response and the urge to kill.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.