Montana lawmaker wants to ban yoga pants over 'indecent exposure'

[Love Child]

That news story appears to be from 2015

I used to hate these pants
but not anymore
in fact I wrote a poem about it
Kind of a poetry slam poem

Let me see if I can remember it

Slut shaming
Victim blaming
Womens Rights
Giving up tights
Birth Control
Self Control
No Control