Top 100 most embarrassing moments

[Love Child]

100. I was in my early twenties and I said to my family, "There's a party in my mouth and everyone is coming" or did I say, "Invited?" I can't recall. But it was my birthday, but I had no idea what that fucking saying meant, I just said it as we were all taking the obligatory birthday photos.
My family was supper conservative growing up.