Top 100 most embarrassing moments

[Clang McFly]

99. I was a sophomore in high school and in Spanish class and we had to write Spanish dialogue using certain vocabulary words. I made a gay erotic conversation about 2 dudes talking about eating each other's beach balls. I thought I was being clever making sexual innuendo in Spanish and if I was caught I could claim that they were taking it the wrong way. Instead my high school principal asked if I was gay and my super conservative Catholic parents were pissed. Not fun times.


Edit: Maybe this should be in the Confessions thread?