STUDENTS WALKOUT

[HairOfTheDog]

I'm sure she knows I'm joking about that. But who knows, I told MS to fuck off and he started crying like a bitch.

Let's hope being called a dipshit didn't cause any PTSD. Hopefully he's getting his groove back (the sexy new perm should help).

While it hurts deeply having been called lazy and kind of a fucking cunt (even though I know the lazy part is bullshit), I take comfort in the fact that I'm in like company up in here.

I mean.....

Blueberry's an old slut.

You're a drunken cranky old bat.

Gunnar's desperately dorky.

Duchess is a man-handed idiot who never uses her brain.

All the women here are good for nothing but sex, according to that gun nut asshole Pappy.

Aussie is a god damn crazy lady.

Maggot's a terrible troll and there's a 70/30% chance he's lost his ever-loving mind.

That punk Biggie can be a real fucking moron sometimes (and he has a small penis).

Jimbone is one pugnacious racist.

Chances are good that Six is a Trumptard.

Donovan is a humble-bragging motherfucker who calls other people 'punks' to make himself feel better (the brute!).

Kid's quite possibly a serial killer with dead hookers piling up in his basement.

......LoveChild, Cars and Crash are about the only few normal people in this place.