02-21-2009, 04:57 PM
Fucking piece of shit ISP. The MF has been down all morning. Fuckers.
Here are my answers to your questions. I put about as much effort into them as you two did coming up with them. WTF is this, Queen for a Day?
1. How did you find/hear about Mock? I Googled ⿿insignificant derelict assholes
2. How old are you? Does ⿿Nam ring any bells?
3. How do you like your eggs cooked? Sunny-side up.
4. Top or bottom? Neither, Doggie is the preferred method. That⿿s so we can both watch hockey at the same time.
5. Do you realize your avatar has the wrong finger up? Yeah, so guess where the "correct" one might be hidden. You only get four guesses.
6. If you could be anywhere but here, then why aren't you there? Because I can⿿t get there from here.
7. Boxers or briefs? Both, but the briefs do a better job of keeping reins on the ol' kielbasa, if you catch my drift
8. Why should we hire you? I⿿m house broken, which is more than I can say for most the assholes around this shithole.
Here are my answers to your questions. I put about as much effort into them as you two did coming up with them. WTF is this, Queen for a Day?
1. How did you find/hear about Mock? I Googled ⿿insignificant derelict assholes
2. How old are you? Does ⿿Nam ring any bells?
3. How do you like your eggs cooked? Sunny-side up.
4. Top or bottom? Neither, Doggie is the preferred method. That⿿s so we can both watch hockey at the same time.
5. Do you realize your avatar has the wrong finger up? Yeah, so guess where the "correct" one might be hidden. You only get four guesses.
6. If you could be anywhere but here, then why aren't you there? Because I can⿿t get there from here.
7. Boxers or briefs? Both, but the briefs do a better job of keeping reins on the ol' kielbasa, if you catch my drift
8. Why should we hire you? I⿿m house broken, which is more than I can say for most the assholes around this shithole.
Fug duh kund