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[Blindgreed1]

Gunnar, if you could video tape and post yourself demonstrating that masterful oral technique of yours on a couple of oranges or grapefruits, it would surely be very instructive. No really. Thank YOU in advance.

It's easy, just trace the English alphabet with your tongue, a little bit of caress, sucking and nibbling here and there. Demonstrate on fruit? Lol. Pass, that's nothing short of lame. let me know if you need more advice HotD. I'm always willing to help when I can. BTW... Who's the lucky lady?