05-28-2018, 11:16 AM
(05-28-2018, 10:57 AM)Duchess Wrote:If I thought you were even for a second in need of a dingdong at your doorbell, I'd be there so fast my shadow would still be standing here saying "what the fuck?""
My gawd. I can't even get a dick knocking on my door when I damn near beg for it! Thanks a bunch, Donovan.
I wouldn't even need a plane. I'd pole-vault.
Just because HotD's big ol' sexy brain makes me pine for her fjords, that doesn't mean I have no room in my heart to worship your royalness. Besides, my love for HotD is that unrequited kind that comes with complications like restraining orders and BOTL calls. It's a lot of work finding a bush close enough to her window that's still big enough to fully conceal a big ol guy like me.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.