10-13-2018, 01:54 PM
I will let the MOCK women in on a secret: For the man in your life, soul, pants, what he needs is a battery operated hedge trimmer. That's right, no more plugging in the extension cord over-reaching to hit that "last spot" then the cord unplugs bullshit. A battery operated hedge trimmer. And if you really want to send him over the edge, stuff a spare battery in his stocking.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.