06-27-2008, 09:17 AM
This man pulls up in his Merc beside a little boy.
He opens the door, holds out a brown paper bag of sweets and says, "Hey kid, if I give you a sweetie, will you come in my car."
To which the kid replies, "Gimme the bag and I'll come in your mouth!"
"My wife being unhappy with my mood swings brought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.
We discovered that when I am in a good mood it turns green and when I am in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead."
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a sports car?
I haven't got a sports car in my garage.
Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawkings after a house fire
Why Don't black people go on Cruises?
They're not falling for that one again.
He opens the door, holds out a brown paper bag of sweets and says, "Hey kid, if I give you a sweetie, will you come in my car."
To which the kid replies, "Gimme the bag and I'll come in your mouth!"
"My wife being unhappy with my mood swings brought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.
We discovered that when I am in a good mood it turns green and when I am in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead."
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a sports car?
I haven't got a sports car in my garage.
Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawkings after a house fire
Why Don't black people go on Cruises?
They're not falling for that one again.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.