04-05-2019, 08:31 PM
(03-22-2019, 12:03 AM)sally Wrote: The bird hides under the furniture and comes running out to attack your feet. I think it's probably worse than a cat because her beak is like a fucking can opener. That bird is a douche.
I have a scar on my middle finger from when my bird bit me.
I have a second scar on the ring finger from opening a can of cat food when my cat was meowing so loud. I was yelling, "FINE! I'll FEED YOU!" I ripped that can open and my finger at the same time. The cat saw the blood and went and hid.
The cat is still an asshole, but at least I am not dog sitting now.