This made me Laugh out Loud . . . . .

[Fry Guy]

So Joe is out of running, Beto with the bullshit surrounding him, will not go the distance, Elizabeth "I am 1/1000^th Native American" Warren is unlikely to make it across the line, Kamala "My grandfather owned slaves" Harris the ex prosecutor will not raise her popularity, Amy "Eats her salad with a comb" Klobechar is going nowhere, Neither is Gillibrand who's family are in a sex cult.

Bernie? Does he still have standing? What about Hillary? Third times a charm?

Edit - I meant comb. Good pick up Big Mark