06-27-2008, 03:17 PM
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
He fell out of his guard tower.
How do you know when your sister is having an orgasm?
She stops struggling.
How do you know if your girlfriend is too young for you?
You have to make an aeroplane noise to get your cock in her mouth.
I stopped a girl getting rape last night.
I stayed in and watched the football.
Why are MF's eyes red after sex?
Because of the pepper spray.
He fell out of his guard tower.
How do you know when your sister is having an orgasm?
She stops struggling.
How do you know if your girlfriend is too young for you?
You have to make an aeroplane noise to get your cock in her mouth.
I stopped a girl getting rape last night.
I stayed in and watched the football.
Why are MF's eyes red after sex?
Because of the pepper spray.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.