07-20-2019, 10:24 PM
I can eat anything, I have a stomach like a goat. I can chug twelve beers followed by a contaminated taco bell meal and a salmonella tainted pint of icecream covered with hotsauce and I'm good to go in the morning with a smooth move after three cups of two day old microwaved moldy coffee. I have plenty of problems, but digestion problems have never been one of them. I'm so quick in the bathroom that my husband is almost convinced that I don't shit after 28 years of knowing me.