03-05-2009, 10:48 PM
Funny shit!
Here's another:
Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he⿿d like to eat. "I⿿ll have some fuckin⿿ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin⿿ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don⿿t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don⿿t want the fuckin⿿ French toast."
Here's another:
Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he⿿d like to eat. "I⿿ll have some fuckin⿿ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin⿿ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don⿿t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don⿿t want the fuckin⿿ French toast."
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