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[Clang McFly]

Your mom let you make bookmarks with a quilter's machine?

Maybe it was a different machine. I don't see an alligator design. It looked similar to this sewing machine though.

More than likely it was an older version, and I was just being an ass.    I'm surprised that your mom let you use her machine,  my egg donor wouldn't let me near hers.

Yeah I was surprised too. She was a bit overprotective most of the time. No surprise that I ended up lazy and not very ambitious and living with mom and dad until I was in my 30's and then living with dad until last year.