03-07-2009, 12:08 PM
First of all you retard I clearly was not driving the horse I was RIDING the horse.
There is no legal law about drinking and driving horses or even riding them.
The thing you see in my hand is a time card.
In reality, that was a mid point check on a 30 mile ride in upstate NY.
If you want to go with OP's demented delusion (and the one that Fry Tard is so amused by) you can say I am keeping track of how many times I made the horse cum.
BTW, that horse is a stallion. So he is indeed capable of ejaculation. Buckets of it.
Now, go on Simple Guy, jump on the bandwagon and say something idiotic.
There is no legal law about drinking and driving horses or even riding them.
The thing you see in my hand is a time card.
In reality, that was a mid point check on a 30 mile ride in upstate NY.
If you want to go with OP's demented delusion (and the one that Fry Tard is so amused by) you can say I am keeping track of how many times I made the horse cum.
BTW, that horse is a stallion. So he is indeed capable of ejaculation. Buckets of it.
Now, go on Simple Guy, jump on the bandwagon and say something idiotic.