Porterhouse

[Duchess]

If you are avoiding meat, why would you want to eat fake meat that is cooked on the same grill with the other meat? It tastes like a whopper because it's cooking in all the whopper's nasty juices.

I hadn't considered that.

Meat is bad for you but that's not why I don't eat it. I don't much like eating things that had a face. I think it's gross and it really bothers me that something would have to die in order to feed me. I'd rather have a salad.

Having said that, I have eaten ribs like a savage before.